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From issue 318:
Q: What color is a burp????
A:  Burple!!

Q: What did one hat on a rack say to 
the other hat???
A:  You stay here, I'll go on a head!!

Q: Why was the computer injured???
A: It slipped a disc!!!

From issue 319:
Q:  What does a snowman eat for breakfast?  
A:  Frosted Flakes!!

Q:  Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?  
A:  He didn’t have the guts!

Q:  What did one eye say to the other eye?  
A:  Something between us smells!


From issue 320:
Q:  What is the richest kind of air??
A: Billionaire!!

Q:  Where do very smart hot dogs end up???
A: On the honor roll!!

Q:  What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shakes???
A: A nervous wreck!!

Q:  Why did the cookie go to the doctor???
A: Because he was feeling crumby!

From issue 321: 
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus?
A: a porky-pine!!!

Q:  Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A:  He wasn’t peeling well!!

Q:  What did zero say to eight?
A:  Nice belt!

Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?  
A:  A stamp!!

From Issue 322
from our friend Chris C: 
Q:  How do you organize a party in outer space?
A:  You just PLANET!  

From our friend Everett H:
Q:  Why do vampires love baseball?
A:  Because they get to play with bats!

Q:  How Can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A:  It always waves!

Q:  Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A:  Because it already has a million degrees!

Hope you liked those - Power Kid loves jokes!  If you know a good joke email PK at powerlines@powerkid.net.  We will put the best submissions in the next issue along with your name!  mailto:powerlines@powerkid.netshapeimage_11_link_0

Hey Kids!   SEND US YOUR FAVORITE JOKES AND WE’LL SEND YOU A POWER KID POSTCARD IN THE MAIL!

SEND YOUR JOKE BY EMAIL TO powerlines@sickpuppystudios.com and be sure to tell us your name and address!!